An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.

"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"

Dankwanker by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014

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Dankwanker

A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.

"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."

Dankwanker by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014

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Dank Wank

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.

I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!

Dank Wank by ClitNinja March 3, 2011

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Hot dank wank box

Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.

Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.

Hot dank wank box by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018

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