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dancing banana

All shall hail to the greatness of the dancing banana.
by Shawn P. October 29, 2004
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dancing banana

Noun. Sex act. Involving most often a green, unripened (and thusly firm) banana, preferrably microwaved to a warm temperature then gently inserted into a man's anus where it may pleasurably rub against the prostate. After a while, the banana handler begins battering the recipient, making the phallus appear to be a dancing banana.
Hooker: "Sure, sweety, just name a sex act that can happen between two people, and I've done it"

John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"

Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."


Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'

his Brah: "DAYUM DB, that was my sister!"
by banana dancer February 23, 2009
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DancingBananaMan

A guy who likes wiggling his penis everywhere at parties.
Hes such a DancingBananaMan
by Nae Nae Sucker April 2, 2021
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