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Dance Moms

A show on Lifetime about a talking whale letting out her anger about her weight on small children and mentally disabled parents alike. The show takes place in a dance studio, where a white whale had managed to evolve to the point of being able to walk on land. The whale managed to find a dance studio to cower in and bemoan its fate. The dance instructor was working late hours, and saw the whale was in need of help, and took the whale under her wing.

The whale began to learn basic cognitive functions from the dance instructor. Less than a year later, the whale began to speak fluent English. It also spent the time learning dance moves, however it could not manipulate its enormous body to achieve such dexterous movements. When it was ready, it ate the dance instructor and inherited her position.

And so. the show records the whales efforts to teach children how to dance. It lashed out its anger at the smallest mishaps, unleashing her anger and traumatizing these children. The mothers watched, their simple minds unable to comprehend the cruelties their daughters face. When they did understand, the made a measly protest and were verbally assaulted by the whale. In front of there own children. It was decided that, upon the creation of the show, the only parents worthy of being on Dance Moms must have severe mental disabilities, so the none of them would have the common sense to withdraw their daughter and quit.
Typical fan of Dance Moms: Hurr durr dance derp.
by Badman26 January 5, 2012
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Dance Moms

A show on Lifetime about Miss Abby, The moms and The girls. Don't forget Cathy. She likes to make fights and she progressively grows older and more annoying.
Jaz: I want to go watch dance moms. What channel is it on?
Sonia: Its on Lifetime
by Labi June 18, 2013
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A Show On Lifetime about a 400 pound woman called Abby Lee Miller screaming at a bunch of kids. Can't say I don't like it because it's my favourite show and Abby Lee Miller follows me in twitter. I'm good peeps.
Veronika: Oh my god on Dance Moms Abby is so mean to everyone!!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!
by Dancing The Dream October 31, 2015
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A Show On Lifetime about a 400 pound woman called Abby Lee Miller screaming at a bunch of kids. Can't say I don't like it because it's my favourite show and Abby Lee Miller follows me in twitter. I'm good peeps.
Veronika: Oh my god on Dance Moms Abby is so mean to everyone!!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!
by Dancing The Dream October 31, 2015
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dance moms

a show where a old woman bullies kids while their dancing.
person 1:did you like the group dance yesterday from dance moms?
person 2: it was magnificent! like their costumes and name, party party party!

person 1: i like the part when chloe brooke and maddie throw glitter at the judges at the end!
by Phu The Writer April 14, 2022
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dance moms fandom

A Fan Domain ruled by the best of people sharing, fanfics, forums, edits, and just their love for the girls on Lifetimes Dance Moms!
OMG! I have just entered the Dance Moms Fandom! This is the best place ever! There is millions of edits of all of the girls, Brooke, Chloe, Kendall, Kenzie, Maddie, Nia and Paige!

The Dance Moms fandom doesn't take SHIT from haters.

Don't talk about the girls on dance moms badly! The dance moms fandom will tear you apart.
by Perffseven.ig15 February 19, 2014
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dance moms miami

A spin off of the show "Dance Moms" but they're wayyyyy better because the choreographers are actually people not 8000 pound whales
Person 1: Did you see dance moms Miami last night?
Person 2: Gurlllll it was fierce!!! ;)
by Kimberly Kopke September 29, 2012
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