Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas

Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!

by RD_ May 18, 2022

dan the dog

A feral beast who has a fear of wearing shoes. Quite often gets fleas

There goes Dan the dog. What an animal

by RD_ May 16, 2022