dadsmacked 

when someone smacks something or somebody else as hard as a dad smacking a bee with a shovel into a brick wall.

'bro, he just dadsmacked the hell out of Kyle'
'woah i wish i had seen it!'

dadsmacked by CatraS May 25, 2021

dobsmacked

"Dobsmacked" ('dob' = date of birth) is the experience of seeing or hearing your birthday mentioned in the news, tv, movies, ads or other media (e.g. "April 19").

My daughter was dobsmacked to read that she shared a birthday with James Franco.

dobsmacked by Dbasso October 22, 2023