daddyhoe 

A dipshit

He’s acting like a real daddyhoe!

daddyhoe by Hairyperson27 July 10, 2018

Daddyhoe 

Daddyhoe:

1) A woman who sleeps with, engaged to/marries or otherwise latches onto a man who's left behind at least one ex-partner with whom he's had child/ren and who takes a hostile view towards his ex and the fact that they still co-parent said child/ren.

Often refers to her man's ex to other women/anyone who'll give her attention as a "baby mama", "drama queen", "bitter baby mama", etc. in order to compensate for her jealousy over her man having a child/ren with someone else.

2) A woman who's frustrated by the fact she's not actually getting any more validation nor respect from her man than he was capable of giving to his ex, except when it serves him sort of purpose or benefit, such as the Three Bs:
Babysitting
Bedwarming
Blowjobs
and projects it onto the mother of his child/ren.

3) A woman, usually fond of referring to herself as a "stepmother" regardless of how short a time she's been hopping on her back for the man, who's frustrated over how courts grant her absolutely ZERO legal powers to do with co-parenting responsibilities and the legal and physical custodial authority (sole or joint) of the mother of her man's child/ren.

- A woman who took home from a bar and f**cked first, asked too few questions later a guy charged with domestic assault on his ex/while she was pregnant/his children, and now seeks to save face and not look like trash to the neighbourhood by forcing an ongoing relationship with said guy to seek legitimacy as a partner and/or control him.

" So I was on a co-parenting thread with other moms for advice around my ex/co-parent violating our court order re: our child, but it got hijacked by all these Daddyhoes who came out of the woodwork to swap drama stories around their guy's "baby mama"; these Daddyhoes wouldn't pipe down. Ugh, trashies..."

Daddyhoe by thepenismightierthanthesword November 12, 2019

daddyhowardstark

funny but kind of concerning account :D

have you seen daddyhowardstark's tiktok? no? go look now or else there will be a human cat on your wall.

daddyhowardstark by Lilian7190 May 31, 2021

Daddy Hoe

Daddy hoe’s an amazing person, but is a bottom.

A big big bottom. Like a bIGGGG BOTTOM.

Have you heard about Daddy Hoe’s partner? They top him easily.. he’s such a bottom

Daddy Hoe by Powxi November 30, 2020

DaddyDoesDoggie 

Used when your Papa is into poking animals. Originated around 13-14th century when the Church was coming into prominence. Getting laid was an impossible task and promiscuity was quite prevalent. And they had too many horny daddies to account for. Many Brits, took to doin' animals on their farm and brought the tradition to the Americas in the 18th century. Still alive in certain regions of this country.

Many a fathers in West Virginia and Ohio are into DaddyDoesDoggie.

DaddyDoesDoggie by Rob June 28, 2004

daddyhoi 

Formally known as TheNerdOfTheNorth.

Often compared to historic icons such as Zachary Taylor, Adolf and Floyd Landis.

A League of Legends wannabe pro who spent over £1000 on his weeb addiction with his mum's credit card.

In 2019 his life was turned upside down while driving too slowly in a residential area and after been rear ended harder than Kiki Minaj he crashed his car into a signpost.... or that's what he says anyway.

A former McDonalds employee who decided to do something with his life and is currently a qualified barista for one of the most prestigious companies in the world... Detroit

Daddyhoi has the hand-eye coordination of a duck, the posture of a deformed giraffe and the ego the size of a blue whale.

Daddyhoi is the tin can Bill and Ben.

daddyhoi by OfficeHouse123 September 12, 2022