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daddy joke 

A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.
Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."

Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”
daddy joke by 72886 November 26, 2022
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Daddy Joke 

“Sexual dad jokes are funny as”
“Would that not just be called a daddy joke then”
Daddy Joke by imabigman August 31, 2023

Daddy jokes

Daddy jokes It's the type of joke that only your dad laughs at. In other words bad and boring.
Dad- You know that the scientists at the labs have come up with an innovation that makes you able to see tough walls.
Son- no dad I didn't know that, what is it called

Dad- it's called an window. Hahahahahahah
Son- it's only you laughing , Daddy jokes are always boring
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