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if i had wheels i'd be a wagon 

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon
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Bryce Wagner’d 

An action. Describes losing in fantasy football by over 80 points.
Joe: Holy shit Davis is losing by 114 to Chris.
Cooper: Yeah man he’s getting Bryce Wagner’d LOL!
Bryce Wagner’d by rafibomb69 September 20, 2020
Affectionate pronounciation/spelling of dragon.
See also: draggy draggie dwaggy dwaggie
Awww, she's such a kyoot dwagon =^-^=
dwagon by Toksyuryel March 6, 2005

Dwagon Island 

A lost island deep in the pacific where dolphines and dragons co-exist and teach there own stylings of kung-fu to one other
Mike finally came home from his 50 year long journey on dwagon island he now can rip armored cars in two
a four year old saying the word dragon
dwagon?
dwagon by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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