d squared

adj. - stands for dracula dick (d^2), when for some reason you are pissing blood -

DeMontrell: Yo dogg, I'm D squared for real.

Friend: Damn that sucks.

by Tru-damie August 24, 2006

D squared

Being square means you haven't gotten off with anybody yet, D squared means you have.

' Did he D square you yet?'
"Yeah, I'm now D squared! "

by Ffion[FUSION!] June 10, 2008

D squared

Douchebag dick

That D squared would not let me merge into the left lane.

by QueenBess1917 July 19, 2019

D-squared

A gay guy who spends $300 for trucker-style T-shirts and $500 for trucker caps by D-Squared, a Canadian designer. Also means a big sucker.

Sean Hayes went to Barneys and got D-squared!

by aaron atlas February 22, 2005

D’Squared

That’s dick to the second power #DopeDick #DemonDick that I just popped a x and I ain’t nutting until you have 2 seizures dick...that dick have you feening that dick that will have you nodding off stuck in a daze don’t over dose on it baby 😂 🤯🎯💪🏽🍆

You know the best formula for a great relationship is D’squared....” what’s that?” That’s dick to the second power baby

by Chef Wavy December 1, 2018

S squared d squared

Same shit.different day

Kris: howzit goin? Ned: oh you know:s squared d squared!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

E.D. squared

E. D. squared is when your Explosive Diarrhea causes you to also have Erectile Dysfunction.

Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, my Explosive Diarrhea is so bad I can't get a hard on. I have E.D. squared.

by SJL123 August 13, 2020