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d my b's 

Short for dip my balls. Often referring to the female's mouth where males suggest they would like to place their testicles.
Look at the hottie... I'd like to d my b's in that.
d my b's by Hung Hero January 17, 2006
Means suck my dick.
Fun to use, especially in school.
Hey Bill, S my D!
S my D by S My D May 14, 2004

S my D bitch 

to tell some to suck your dick in a rude manner
Dad:kyle did you finish your homework?

Kyle: S MY D BITCH!
S my D bitch by jkdrhgr October 17, 2008
Wow, seriously, you can S my D.
S my D by MoStang June 27, 2007

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."
Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.
j'd in my p's by mastashih April 3, 2009