d my s 

a quick and easy way to say delight my scrotum.

also can be used to say dust my snatch.

hey rayko, can you d my s real quick?

d my s by addie farr January 22, 2008

d my b's 

Short for dip my balls. Often referring to the female's mouth where males suggest they would like to place their testicles.

Look at the hottie... I'd like to d my b's in that.

d my b's by Hung Hero January 17, 2006

S my D 

Means suck my dick.
Fun to use, especially in school.

Hey Bill, S my D!

S my D by S My D May 14, 2004

S my D bitch 

to tell some to suck your dick in a rude manner

Dad:kyle did you finish your homework?

Kyle: S MY D BITCH!

S my D bitch by jkdrhgr October 17, 2008

S my D 

Abbv. for "Suck my dick"

Wow, seriously, you can S my D.

S my D by MoStang June 27, 2007

S my D 

Support my decision

My friends S my D all the time!

S my D by Sparky Sun Devil February 27, 2011

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

j'd in my p's by mastashih April 3, 2009