cwoset queer

(n)one who attempts to identify another's homosexuality, but in the process of mispronouncing the term, results in one's self being accused of homosexuality

-derived from the term 'closet queer,' which is used to identify a person, usu. male, that is homosexual but has not made it publicly known.

"Mike, you're such a cwoset queer..... oh wait.... I meant.... aw shit."

cwoset queer by Nicky Higgs July 14, 2006

Closet Queer 

A male who is overly flamboyant,and flirts with other homosexuals.

Most closet queers are usually mistaken, however some are afraid of what others may think.. thus keeping them in the closet.


The term "coming out of the closet" is most likely what sparked this word.

You are most likely a closet queer if..
-You say GQ is your bible.
-You flirt with other men who very flamboyant.. or other gay men who have already come out.
-You don't care about being with a girl.. as long as you are seen with one by other mates.
-You are in theatre and do not mind kissing boys (you may even lock lips longer than expected).
-Even your friends question your sexuality (they are all most likelly there for you.. but the trust in your relationship could rely on your ability to come out)

"Grant has always been really flamboyant... is he gay?"

"No he is a closet queer."

Closet Queer by Watch your mouth October 18, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004