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Cutler's Curse

After the Chicago Bears and their dunce GM Ryan pace parted way with QB Jay Cutler, the team was given a six-year curse in honor of Cutler's jersey number where the team will face a six-year period of misery and despair. The curse expires after the year 2023 -- the same year Cutler will be eligible to be voted into the Hall of Fame.
The Bears signed Nick Foles, Mike Glennon, and drafted Mitchell Trubisky. When will Cutler's curse ever end?
by Jay Cutler HOF 2023 March 18, 2020
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Saucy cutlet

1. A meat patty covered in sauce.

2. An attractive female.
Real men love eating meat patties, especially meat gloriously lathered in sauce. Saucy cutlet, when applied to the female sex, refers to those women who you would like to cover in some of your own salad dressing.

NB: a compliment only to be dished out to females >8.5

* Cutlet often pronounced as in French with a silent last letter (coo-lay)
Jeeezus look at that saucy cutlet (coo-lay) on the dance floor. She really tickles my fancy.
by Sandwich_Camera July 19, 2012
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Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...
The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.
by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019
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Scissor cutlet

A summertime move on the beach where two women are scissoring, wherein at least one of the women “breads” their vagina in the sand and continues scissoring.
I went to the beach and saw Margot and Annabelle bumping pussies during a hot scissoring session. Margot temporarily disengaged to bread her vagine in the sand to give Annabelle a scissor cutlet and left her tender.
by Then/TK September 2, 2018
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cutlets

Rubbery material which is inserted in a lady's bra cup to increase her cleavage. The pieces look like chicken cutlets, hence their name.
Question: Did Jane Doe get a boob job?
Answer: No, she's just wearing cutlets.
by Diva~D~light July 7, 2008
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cutler middle school

a bunch of kids who dont learn shit and the teachers are retarded
cutler middle school is as annoying as jacob sartoroius
by definiton 69 February 2, 2017
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Tender Cutlets

Female with sore, tender pussy lips from a good old deep dicking.
I’m so sore today. I’ve got tender cutlets.

I dicked her good last night. She got them tender cutlets today.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
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