curtain climber 

kids

How many curtain climbers you got in the house?

curtain climber by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003

Curtain Climber 

A defiant kid who behaves very badly, is out of control, gets into everything and does everything they shouldn't, including climb curtains. They typically will listen to no one, caregivers and parents alike. They will occasionally respond to bribes and may cooperate for a short time, if you can get them to settle down long enough to hear it.

Jimmy and Lisa's curtain climbers are the worst and I will never babysit for them again!

Curtain Climber by TonyaMC419 April 4, 2020

Curtain Climber 

Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.

Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!

Curtain Climber by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014

Curtain Climber 

One who climbs curtains of all shape, size, and material while effortlessly owning noobs in any way shape or form.

Ninja's on the ninja obsticle course are one example of curtain climbers.

Curtain Climber by Charlie Hartnett February 24, 2008

curtain climber 

A crack head. paranoid. Constantly getting up to look out the window to make sure the cops arent coming. Nosey person, wanting to know whats going on all the damn time. Frequently seen at ghetto apartment complexes, cheap hotels, projects and pych wards.

Dude, this bitch was curtain climbing everytime the wind blew.

curtain climber by Nikita December 5, 2004