Curly wurly

When you are eating someones hairy ass and using your tongue you swirl the anal hair into a curly spiral and you tongue punch it into their anus.

Keep up your shit tonight and im gonna give you a curly wurly.

Curly wurly by MoistAnuspuncher October 9, 2021

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Curly Wurly

Someone who chats a lot of breeze all the time.

Owen: I supermaned my mum last night.

Chris: Damn man, you chat curly wurly.

Ben: Roasted.

Curly Wurly by K-Lash March 9, 2008

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Curly Wurly

Popular in the 60's and 70's, the Curly Wurly is the act of inserting ones finger to the second knuckle, bending at the first knuckle and twisting counterclockwise as to create a hook to scrape encrusted poo off of the anus walls.

1. Shirley gave me the most rotten Curly Wurly last night I could smell her finger from a mile away.

2. "And little Early-Pearly came by with her curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride" - Blinded By the Light-

Curly Wurly by Spring Break Keesling January 4, 2012

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curly wurly

A homsexual individual with apauling footballing skills (tends to do too many pass-backs). Often has many realtions, allthough very few are brothers, sisters, aunts, the majority of all relations tend to be uncles. Curly wurlys often have unreasonably large afro's making them terrible to sit behind in cinemas. Another characteristic of the curly wurly is its love of all MEAT products. Vulnerable to only three things: Vegetables, Manchester United insults and members of the Female species.

"Get lost curly wurly"

curly wurly by King Loz June 4, 2003