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cretage

An individual who is highly tweaked from consuming a certain substance. This word can also often be declared after a lung shattering dab has been taken.
Amfon: “holy fuck Bradley, that was a fat dab!”

Bradley: “yeh. Cretage bro.”
by Skooba123 November 27, 2020
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Cunttage

Thats some major Cunttage bro!
by BigEazy1088 May 15, 2016
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crottage cheese

The white, cottage cheese like, substance that is found around the base of the penis after fucking a dirty bitch. Also see Fromunder cheese.
After I fucked that dirty bitch, I noticed she left her crottage cheese ring around my dick and balls.
by Jeffrey G. September 11, 2005
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curatage

One definition, as it relates to the visual arts, is the practice of curating a display of visual art. Thus:Curatage: (syn. curatorship, curating): In the visual arts, the act of using a curator to remove or prevent the propagation of art material that does not properly commodify or monetize. In an ideal world curatage is performed by a trained and competent aesthetician, but the ballooning academicism, obscurantism and insularity of the high art world and the common currency of terms such as “gatekeeper”, “gallerist” or “sheep” attest to the fact that this is not always the case. Indeed, with the decline of traditional media, brick and mortar marketing and the dilution of academic and professional credentials the traditional reliance on curatage in some areas of the visual arts may be waning.
The gallery director's curatage, informed by entrepreneurial instinct and natural salesmanship, avoided the near disaster of displaying a collection of one-off pieces that lacked sufficient fungibility to support successful marketing and promotion.
by artmarcoux July 30, 2013
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curetaker

a person, especially a doctor or nurse, who takes care of ill persons or patients. Not to be confused with 'caretaker'.
There is one patient and a dozen curetakers taking care of him.
by uttam maharjan November 28, 2010
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Cumttage cheese

The milky white mixture that results from mixing cum with hand lotion causing it to curdle.
Damn it my cum mixed with the hand lotion again and I have to clean all this cumttage cheese
by TheDr.4527 January 17, 2021
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