One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018
Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.
In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
by Dairylea Line December 10, 2009
by True Polish princess August 18, 2018
by Tickle me blue balls June 5, 2022
Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 17, 2016
Verb
curb-ing
Describes someone who is 'riding the curb' or intentionally attempting or recklessly committing a dangerous action.
Used as a reference to drug use
An act of defiance
A show of positive reflection; such as when someone refers to another as being 'bad' they mean good, or 'sick' as in cool. Curbbin' or curbbing can be used to show respect.
A road way game where a driver rides the ledge or curb of a road and see's how long they can go before stopping.
curb-ing
Describes someone who is 'riding the curb' or intentionally attempting or recklessly committing a dangerous action.
Used as a reference to drug use
An act of defiance
A show of positive reflection; such as when someone refers to another as being 'bad' they mean good, or 'sick' as in cool. Curbbin' or curbbing can be used to show respect.
A road way game where a driver rides the ledge or curb of a road and see's how long they can go before stopping.
"Jim is curbbing on that junk, he needs to quit."/
"Why are you curbbing on my ride? This is a brand new car."/
"Whoa, that girl is curbbin' bro."/
"Let's go curbbing while the police are busy trying to sort out that crunchy peanut butter problem."
"Why are you curbbing on my ride? This is a brand new car."/
"Whoa, that girl is curbbin' bro."/
"Let's go curbbing while the police are busy trying to sort out that crunchy peanut butter problem."
by MixMastaK November 18, 2009