cunt smuggler 

A bull dyke. Wants a penis but sports a vagina. Disguises her lack of man junk by wearing loose-fitting slacks.

Get over it Rosie, you cunt smuggler, you'll never be able to fill a banana hammock.

cunt smuggler by crbrdr May 29, 2009

cunt smuggler 

A cunt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles cunts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.

Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.

cunt smuggler by Colton April 4, 2005

cunt snuggler

To use a girls snatch as a pillow

Becky passed out naked on Larry's bed so that cunt snuggler used her snatch as a pillow!

cunt snuggler by I'm the best skier on the MT September 28, 2011

cunt sluggler 

someone who takes a long time to get pussy.

Jorge is a cunt sluggler!

cunt sluggler by Bobert22 January 22, 2009