cunt face Share definition Flag The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife. I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony. cunt face by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the cunt face mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch