cunt face

The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.

I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony.

by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006

cunt face

insult towards someone who is way too fuckin ugly

shes a cunt face
hes a cunt face
guy 1 "that gisls so ugly"
guy 2 "yeah what a cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 08, 2006

cunt face

The English pronunciation of can't face with heavy Austrian accent

for example,

From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria,

"Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"

by vajuxo February 08, 2010

cunt face

1. face that is so ugly it can described as a cunt
2. insult

1. "that guy's so ugly"

"yeh i no what, what a cunt face"

2. "i fucked your girl"

"you cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 04, 2006

cunt face

Someone, usually a chick with extremely large lips that seems to overtake their face.

- Julia Roberts has a bad case of cunt face.
- That girls going to need a lot of makeup to cover that cunt face.

by nosleepmomma January 08, 2011

cunt face

a person who has a hare lip and/or cleft palate

The missionary doctor went to Peru and fixed a bunch of cunt faces.

by England phi beta gamma June 23, 2007

cunt face

A term used as an insult - first discovered over a game of PES it is believed. Meaning just what it says, and should only be used as an insult to someone who is the below any other insult - it is the worst insult possible!

Jon sees Michael fuckin his mam
Jon exclaims...
"OMG - you absolute cunt face!"

by warrenpeace7 January 18, 2006