Princess curtains 

Curtains that are split in the middle & held to the side with decorative tassels or something similar. The left side looks like the letter K.

I Love my Princess curtains so much! I even made the shower curtain into Princess curtains!

Princess curtains by Starchylde May 28, 2016

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Bin Curtains 

A moderator of a facebook page who rules with an iron fist. Except on Tuesdays when he's normally pretty chill.

"Wow. Jamie was being a real bin curtains today"

"Don't worry it's Tuesday tomorrow, he'll let us shit post tomorrow"

Bin Curtains by C.H.Ungs January 20, 2019

curtains 

It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for

When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains

curtains by Therightmeanings August 2, 2016

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

tit curtains 

Popular style of women's clothing where a large piece of fabric drapes over or just below a woman's chest. The result looks very similar to something you'd find a pregnant woman wearing because of its formless draping nature, though women who wear this style usually aren't pregnant. Coined by popular satirist Maddox, and referenced in the videogame GTA IV.

"They're called tit curtains because they look like curtains draped over your tits. You might as well be wearing a burka. It's one giant formless piece of cloth draped around your waist. There's a reason pregnant women wear clothes like this, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit." -Maddox

tit curtains by J Drake May 21, 2008

curtains match the carpet 

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

curtains match the carpet by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003