I just cuminpants.
by Rod Lemmiwinks Stewartson March 5, 2018
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A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.
A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.
Alan: That was a huge load! I've got crazy cumpants now!
Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.
Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.
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