Cum Squat

The act of cumming, whilst simultaneously performing a successful squat (expelling feces from the anus), thus, performing a cum squat.

Jimmy was masturbating when suddenly he took a shit as he was cumming, successfully performing a cum squat

by The Little Gnome(s) October 18, 2011

cum squat

a large spot of cum on one's blue ae tank.

a taquito dick dropping.

yo shayna what's on your shirt? oh that's just cum squat. no biggie......

by emmmmmmmm August 29, 2007

Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party

You fucking cum squat what are you doing

by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020

Cum Squat

An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.

Ew, babe, did you seriously just Cum Squat on my floor?!

by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020

cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.

"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"

by wildman_69 October 24, 2023

cum twat squat

The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.

In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!

by Chrailey July 9, 2011

cum squabble

1. the equivalent of a dingle berry, 2. solidified cum entangled within pubic hairs,
3. a big load laid out and dried on the lawn

My girlfriend had mad cum squabbles in her snatch the other morning. She had to use a fine toothed comb to get them out.

by Bardez August 3, 2007