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cum donut 

when a worker at a donut shop, usually Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts, cums on the inside of a jelly donut instead of filling it. Sometimes if the employee is either really daring or high, the cum will replace the icing on top of the donut.
Dude, I got fired yesterday for serving one of my cum donuts to a customer.
cum donut by Disonad7 November 19, 2007
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Cum filled donut 

..simple. a donut with a cum filling😛
"My boyfriend just made me a cum filled donut!"
Cum filled donut by cumf1lledd0nutt December 21, 2024
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Cum Filled Donuts 

A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.
boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"

friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"

boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy 

It is simply pull out when u cum it helps and she wont get pissed
Girl: dont be a dummy cum on the tummy
A girl or guy that likes to eat donuts with cum in or on top of them.
Jerry picks up his cumdonut only when Alex is working.

Jane loves her chocolate cumdonut with white glaze.
Cumdonut by b4urn March 14, 2020

CumDonuts 

A slutty girl that likes to eat donuts with cum on them.
Cumdonuts here!
CumDonuts by Aerodyne August 11, 2018
a term used to describe agony or frustration
" FUCK! WHAT THE HELL?! CUMDONUT CUMDONUT CUMDONUT!
Cumdonut by austin9781 January 16, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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