cum chickens

This act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. The bro's must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.

Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.

The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".
Hey bro, wanna play a game of cum chickens? Loser buys dinner.
by Chkn man December 02, 2015
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Colorado Cum Chicken

The act of ejaculation on to a woman's face and immediately throwing chicken feathers in her face while screaming "COCKADOODLEDOO!!!"
You want to be a Colorado Cum Chicken tonight?

Yo bro I just made this birch a Colorado Cum Chicken
by 'MURICAFUCKTHEMIDDLEEAST January 03, 2017
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cum pow chicken

The act of cumming on a girl's face, POW! peeing in her butt, and then smacking her upside the head with a whole chicken, live or dead but preferably thawed with feathers and such intact.
"When Dave found out that his girl Nancy was sleeping around with another guy, he gave her the cum pow chicken treatment in retaliation."
by Pabst May 03, 2007
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chicken cum

chicken cum is the sweet splooge (semen) of young guys.
When I was younger, older guys were always after my chicken cum!
by eda-skip November 10, 2021
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Cum slap chicken

An after-orgy dodgeball style game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other out of the game. Last person standing wins.
Marc won the game of cum slap chicken when he slapped his own load across Tim’s face.
by godloveshos March 06, 2021
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Cum Slap chicken

The best after-orgy game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other. Once slapped, you’re out of the game. The last person standing without cum slapped on their face wins.
The game of cum slap chicken started with 36 people, and Marc won when he slapped Tim right across the face!
by godloveshos March 06, 2021
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Cum chicken

Also, known as cream pie chicken. When a male and female are having unprotected sex, and whoever pushes the other party off just before the male finishes inside the female, then loses. IE: if the male pulls out to cum, he loses. If the female jumps off him if she’s riding him just before he cums, then she loses.

This can be done using a position of course. If the male is on top and tries to pull out, and the female wraps her legs around him so he finishes inside of her, then he will also be declared the loser as he was about to submit defeat in cum chicken
Hey lover, would you like to play a risky game of cum chicken?
by Cumchickenking August 06, 2024
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