Cuddle Monster

When you go back with a girl after a night out, don't have sex with her and just cuddle.

me:"so charlie did you shag beth"
charlie: "no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long"
me: "haha you wet cunt, you CUDDLE MONSTER!"

by Fozzamario January 17, 2011

cuddle monster

harleigh reece olivia hunter morrow

harl doesn’t get cuddles until she admits she’s the cuddle monster

by themagicaldonke February 28, 2025