Cuban Shower 

The cuban shower is very hard to explain. It is a long and complicated process that involves too many steps to fully describe. Few women, other then those who are originally from Cuba can successfully give one. It involve steps that are very similar to getting head but for some reason MUCH more pleasurable. If a man gets a cuban shower once in his life he is lucky.

Man 1- I got a cuban shower last night!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!

Cuban Shower by CubanShowers December 29, 2008

cuban shower 

A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.

Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.

Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.

After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.

cuban shower by Delta II August 1, 2006

Cuban Shower 

Like head but more extreme....

Wow, Beth gave me a cuban shower last night...it was amazing.

Cuban Shower by CUBAS4YOMAMA December 29, 2008

Cuban dick shower 

Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.

When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.

Cuban dick shower by gabuman February 27, 2011