cuap

The clapping cacophony of bodies rapidly colliding, during prolonged sexual intercourse.

The sound of hard fuckin.

Dude! When you banged that fatty last night, the cuap was so loud I could hear it from across the street.

I cuapped that trick so hard she went cross eyed and started speaking heiroglyphics!

After walking in on Stanley and Melba cuappin, Eugene immediately went out and threw himself in front of an ice cream truck to erase the mental anguish.

cuap by massev September 26, 2010

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CUAP

Common Understanding of Assessment Procedure.

A term for a method of testing and certification to EU Regulation 306/2011 (a.k.a. The Construction Products Regulations).

It is used when a product does not fall within the scope of a harmonized standard (i.e. BS EN XXXX : YYYY) or within the scope of an ETAG (European Technical Assessment Document).

Person 1: "This zamac anchor doesn't have an ETAG or EN, what do we do for our CE mark?".

Person 2: "We will need a CUAP".

CUAP by extreme tits mcghee June 29, 2011

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cuap • Cuaping

cuap

When a guy has an inadament object shoved up his rectum for money and others' amusement.

*Not a dildo

-"Last night we cuaped him with a nerf gun for 10 bucks!"
-"Eww what a fag!"

cuap by A-Cup August 31, 2008

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Cuaping

Tweaking/Bugging or being retarded

Bro, I swear AJ yesterday was cuaping mad hard on Apex Legends.

Cuaping by fontdd November 17, 2020

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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