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The clapping cacophony of bodies rapidly colliding, during prolonged sexual intercourse.

The sound of hard fuckin.
Dude! When you banged that fatty last night, the cuap was so loud I could hear it from across the street.

I cuapped that trick so hard she went cross eyed and started speaking heiroglyphics!

After walking in on Stanley and Melba cuappin, Eugene immediately went out and threw himself in front of an ice cream truck to erase the mental anguish.
by massev September 25, 2010
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Common Understanding of Assessment Procedure.

A term for a method of testing and certification to EU Regulation 306/2011 (a.k.a. The Construction Products Regulations).

It is used when a product does not fall within the scope of a harmonized standard (i.e. BS EN XXXX : YYYY) or within the scope of an ETAG (European Technical Assessment Document).
Person 1: "This zamac anchor doesn't have an ETAG or EN, what do we do for our CE mark?".

Person 2: "We will need a CUAP".
by extreme tits mcghee June 28, 2011
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When a guy has an inadament object shoved up his rectum for money and others' amusement.

*Not a dildo
-"Last night we cuaped him with a nerf gun for 10 bucks!"
-"Eww what a fag!"
by A-Cup May 24, 2006
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