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I haven`t seen my girlfriend in 2 weeks so i had to CTP by myself.

by Sexy-Soccer-Hotie December 28, 2010

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Crack the Pussy, an acronym that refers to common and futile attempts at vaginal sex.

Girl, referring to questionable guy: "Don't talk to him."

Girl2, responding: "Why?"

Girl: "Tried to CTP the first week"

Girl 2, looks at guy: "stank..."

by Kush8r October 23, 2011

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CTP

Clutch The Pearls!!!

Jake: "I totally think i have a moose knuckle in my skinny jeans".

Josh: "CTP"!

by richpaul August 30, 2009

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Abbreviation for Call The Police. It is used sarcastically, not as a serious remark.

Dan: Oh Mark have you heard that the Johnson's are moving in next door?

Mark: OMG!! CTP!!!

Example 2:

Michelle: Nichole did her hear Michael slept with Samantha?

Nichole: OMG!!! CTP!!

by superhero4592 December 12, 2012

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