CTP

Abbreviation for Call The Police. It is used sarcastically, not as a serious remark.

Dan: Oh Mark have you heard that the Johnson's are moving in next door?

Mark: OMG!! CTP!!!

Example 2:

Michelle: Nichole did her hear Michael slept with Samantha?

Nichole: OMG!!! CTP!!

by superhero4592 December 12, 2012