Crystal Palace 

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.

dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.

Crystal Palace by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 22, 2011

Crystal Palace 

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.

Crystal Palace by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008

Crystal Palace 

Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.

I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.

Crystal Palace by SpikeDante May 22, 2007

Crystal Palace 

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.

"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"

Crystal Palace by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017

Crystal palace 

The best club to grace the earth

The best club in the world is Crystal palace

Crystal palace by the true name of james gimson October 5, 2022

crystal palace 

A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"

crystal palace by mohair March 13, 2008

crystal palace 

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

crystal palace by Matt May 17, 2005