crystal beth

a name that you can call someone when they are being idiots or displaying idiot-like behavior. Often used for Women but can be any gender.

Scarlett: Hey, why did she just try to do a back flip off the roof?
Cece: oh, shes just being a crystal beth!

by deeskuceting123 March 14, 2021

Chrystal Beth

The name your mom give you, and the name everyone else thinks is a made up C.I. name.

"Hi, my name is Chrystal Beth." " Yeah right, your a snitch. Couldn't you have chosen a better cover name? "

by 1unluckygirl35 March 20, 2019

gayden crystalmeth

Insult for wooden canadian actor hayden christensen.

"I'm deeply sorry, master. My wooden acting embarrasses you."
Gayden crystalmeth is a sausage smuggler.
If the editor is a girl, this won't get published because she'll say
"like OMg Hayden is teh hizzot!!111eleven1one!!"

by Adrian December 28, 2005