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Crystal Balls

1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.
The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.
by Street Smart Psychic June 9, 2010
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"I shaved my balls yesterday, they are like crystal balls"
by mister spok March 10, 2021
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got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.
After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!
by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021
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crystal ball

round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life
intuition,clockwork, synchrocyclotron in use is like crystal ball in reverse ;D
by mr.eofadd October 30, 2007
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I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
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crystal ball

after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.
"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"
by cathlex May 27, 2009
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