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cryptography 

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes
The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...
cryptography by evanpopp February 23, 2006

Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.
Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

Cryptography 

The science of making big data even bigger.
Girl: What would big data tell you about the past?
Boy: Before or after applying cryptography?
Girl: You are foolish.
Cryptography by prg023 May 30, 2016

Cryptographic nonce 

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.
A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.
Cryptographic nonce by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016

craptographer

A craptographer is a person involved in the development of crapto algorithms, cryptographic algorithms that contain so-called "back doors" to allow government agencies to access the information they encrypt.
Hi, nice to meet you, I'm a craptographer.
craptographer by Aranad October 9, 2016

Cryptographik Street Poets 

Cryptographik Street Poets is an Underground Rap Group from Shillong comprising of members Prophet Of Esoterical Metaphors P.O.E.M. and Grey Jaw Ripper.
Cryptographik Street Poets latest banger made me want to slice my neighbor up and feed him to my dogs.