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A whore cry is when a moralless whore gets caught cheating on her boyfriend with his mate & instead of just admitting that she's a filthy slut she makes up an elaborate LIE about how "it wasn't her fault" & "he forced himself on her"

It takes a special breed of whore to falsely accuse a man of such a vile act instead of taking responsibility for living the hoe life.
"Have you's heard the shit that the Slut Edina has been spreading?"
"Yep, I swear she's got a DEATH WISH! & she just keeps digging her grave deeper"
"Whore cry.... she should have known better lol"
whore cry by M I S S R E V E N G E ! September 2, 2018
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Cringe Cry

When something happens that is so cringy, tears form in your eyes.
Jim: Yeah, the movie was good, but there was a part that made me Cringe Cry.
Dave: You mean the part where he gives an awkward speech? Yeah that part was pretty Cringy.
Cringe Cry by Aexus May 15, 2018

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Don't Cry, Craft

A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.
"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."
Crying on the toilet because the poo is too large for your anus.
"Omg, I heard you in the bathroom. That's was an intense Poo Cry man"
Poo Cry by Glossy Fruit Cake November 13, 2014

Baby Cry 

Pussy ass sore ass loser bitch that can’t stop crying about something retarded
Tommy: I wasn’t even ready to fight yet bitch
Tyrone: Shut yo bitch ass up baby cryin’ bitch before I backhand yo lil’ ugly ass
Baby Cry by Big nigger lover June 12, 2019

Dont cry, craft 

Using arts and crafts to hide your own personal depression and failures
"That made me so sad i was literally crying!"
"No, dont cry, craft"
Dont cry, craft by Phan is so real February 23, 2017