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Crutch Fuck
D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.
Crutch Fuck by Shay ren March 14, 2009
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Crotch Fu Manchu
Crotch Fu Manchu by Jlewd August 28, 2019
Fuck Crutch
When a guy is used by a girl to get over her previously failed relationship. A girl you most likely meet at a nightclub. Sexy and flirtatious but also carrying some baggage.
That bitch Amber was such a fuck crutch. After we fucked her ex threatened to kick my ass
I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.
Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.
I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.
Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.
Fuck Crutch by b. real October 28, 2010
jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
crotch fuzz
1. n. the lint left behind on a person's underpants particularly after wearing a brand new pair, or going commando.
2. n. the prepubescent beginnings of pubic hair.
3. n. insult: similar to "dingleberry."
4. n. term of endearment between two home girls.
2. n. the prepubescent beginnings of pubic hair.
3. n. insult: similar to "dingleberry."
4. n. term of endearment between two home girls.
"I've got some serious crotch fuzz going on in my pants."
"Your opinion isn't even worth crotch fuzz."
"What up, crotch fuzz"
"Your opinion isn't even worth crotch fuzz."
"What up, crotch fuzz"
crotch fuzz by Hildeekat April 24, 2013
Clutch-Fucking
(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.
Clutch-Fucking by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010
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Pee Calculus
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