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when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

by Brent DuBois July 19, 2006
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when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.
Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

by Brent DuBois July 19, 2006
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