crusty boi

A person who is not moist, but not mentally sane. You will often find this person sitting in a tree looking at kids make out in a school, and this person will never become a memer (someone who creates memes) because they can't take the first step.

_xXXSHREKBOIXXx_: "Err whaat the fuck? Why are you such a crusty Boi? Stop looking at kids make out and get a life"
CRUSTY BOI: "I chose not to be moist, and I won't take the first step to become a memer, so this is my new life"

crusty boi by _xXXDANKSHREKBOIXXx_ January 16, 2018

boi shut yo crusty ass up 

The proper way to start a roast when you are about to fuck a bitch up hella hard and he knows what's going down too but he doesn't wanna admit it

Boi shut yo crusty ass up yo gah damn Oprah Winfrey LooKiN ass negga

boi shut yo crusty ass up by COnDoMTEnt January 24, 2016

crustyboy 

A male, usually, who sleeps on cum stained sheets.

"Don't speak to that crustyboy"
'he stinks like a crustyboy"

crustyboy by Crustyboy January 10, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012