crust.mp4

a dude who’ll get your dick hard on the spot

Dude 1: “Man, this new hentai sucks... no more good tentacle fap material.”

Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”

Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”

Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”

Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*

by Nick Gherr May 19, 2019

crust.mp4

Crust.mp4 is an amazing content creator /also part of oc plebs and who ever didn't write this before I did Screw you all

Yooo crust.mp4 just posted like it!!!!

by ohmyomar78 May 19, 2019

crust.mp4

Crust.mp4 is a term used to describe gay Instagram celebrities who think they’re comedians, Crust refers to their humour and .mp4 refers to videos they don’t post

“Hey Joel, have you seen that upcoming meme page”
“I don’t know Harry, looks kinda crust.mp4”

by TheRetro64 May 19, 2019

crust.mp4

A famous instagram editor that makes average content

1: Hey dude what you lookin at
2: Just looking at one of crust.mp4's edits
1: Cool! Lemme comment

by Eman1530 May 19, 2019

crust.mp4

Big dumb cringe cat or crust.mp4 is an Instagram account, you wouldn’t be looking this up if you didn’t already know who crust.mp4 was

Bro 1: yo do you follow Crust.mp4 on Instagram

Bro 2: nah
Bro 1: that’s kinda cringe bro

by BigStickBitch May 19, 2019

crust.mp4

A great meme page

“Wow that meme page is nearly as good as crust.mp4”

by cloutz.mp4OnInstagram May 20, 2019

crust.mp4

The most crusty meme page you will ever find, only sophisticated people follow him and understand his overwhelmingly advanced memeology.

Jim: Hey have you heard of crust.mp4?
Bob: Yes! And I understand his memes cause I have an iq of 300

by Meme account critic May 19, 2019