crust.mp4

a dude who’ll get your dick hard on the spot

Dude 1: “Man, this new hentai sucks... no more good tentacle fap material.”

Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”

Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”

Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”

Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*

by Nick Gherr May 20, 2019

crust.mp4

Crust.mp4 is an amazing content creator /also part of oc plebs and who ever didn't write this before I did Screw you all

Yooo crust.mp4 just posted like it!!!!

by ohmyomar78 May 20, 2019

crust.mp4

Crust.mp4 is a term used to describe gay Instagram celebrities who think they’re comedians, Crust refers to their humour and .mp4 refers to videos they don’t post

“Hey Joel, have you seen that upcoming meme page”
“I don’t know Harry, looks kinda crust.mp4”

by TheRetro64 May 20, 2019

crust.mp4

The wierdest meme page on the internet, search Charazard for more information.

- crust.mp4 is awesome!

-Dude shut the fuck up get a life

by Someone.Mp4 May 20, 2019

crust.mp4

A great meme page

“Wow that meme page is nearly as good as crust.mp4”

by cloutz.mp4OnInstagram May 20, 2019

crust.mp4

“God, a legend, ultimate and final form of the Holy Spirit.”
~puperino.vro

“It looks like the crust.mp4 has came upon us!”
“How lucky! You must have been blested by the crust.mp4!”

by puperino.vro May 20, 2019

crust.mp4

The most crusty meme page you will ever find, only sophisticated people follow him and understand his overwhelmingly advanced memeology.

Jim: Hey have you heard of crust.mp4?
Bob: Yes! And I understand his memes cause I have an iq of 300

by Meme account critic May 20, 2019