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a dude who’ll get your dick hard on the spot
Dude 1: “Man, this new hentai sucks... no more good tentacle fap material.”

Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”

Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”

Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”

Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*
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by Nick Gherr May 19, 2019
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Crust.mp4 is an amazing content creator /also part of oc plebs and who ever didn't write this before I did Screw you all
Yooo crust.mp4 just posted like it!!!!
by ohmyomar78 May 19, 2019
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The wierdest meme page on the internet, search Charazard for more information.
- crust.mp4 is awesome!

-Dude shut the fuck up get a life
by Someone.Mp4 May 20, 2019
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The most crusty meme page you will ever find, only sophisticated people follow him and understand his overwhelmingly advanced memeology.
Jim: Hey have you heard of crust.mp4?
Bob: Yes! And I understand his memes cause I have an iq of 300
by Meme account critic May 19, 2019
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Big dumb cringe cat or crust.mp4 is an Instagram account, you wouldn’t be looking this up if you didn’t already know who crust.mp4 was
Bro 1: yo do you follow Crust.mp4 on Instagram

Bro 2: nah
Bro 1: that’s kinda cringe bro
by BigStickBitch May 19, 2019
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