Dude 1: “Man, this new hentai sucks... no more good tentacle fap material.”
Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”
Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”
Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”
Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”
Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*
Dude 2: “You got Instagram?”
Dude 1: “Yeah.. why?”
Dude 2: “Look up crust.mp4.”
Dude 1: “Okay.. but- WHY TF I GOT A BONER?!”
Dude 2: *proceeds to suck Dude 1 off*
by Nick Gherr May 19, 2019
Crust.mp4 is an amazing content creator /also part of oc plebs and who ever didn't write this before I did Screw you all
by ohmyomar78 May 19, 2019
Crust.mp4 is a term used to describe gay Instagram celebrities who think they’re comedians, Crust refers to their humour and .mp4 refers to videos they don’t post
by TheRetro64 May 19, 2019
by Someone.Mp4 May 20, 2019
“It looks like the crust.mp4 has came upon us!”
“How lucky! You must have been blested by the crust.mp4!”
“How lucky! You must have been blested by the crust.mp4!”
by puperino.vro May 20, 2019
Crust.mp4 is a meme maker who is very good at what he does and everyone enjoys his memes hes at 85k atvthe time of writing this
by Pietjanhein May 19, 2019
by Eman1530 May 19, 2019