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being extremely faded, especially after consuming mass amounts of liquor and then taking a blunt to the face.

Damn, i am so crunko right now after that ak blunt to the dome and half a fifth of henny

crunko by Strando June 30, 2006

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Crunk Docta

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

Crunk Docta by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

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crunkopoly • crunko • crunkolina • Crunkopolis • Crunkover • Crunk o'clock • crunk off the bob • Crunk off the chain • CRuNk or BuNK • crunk

crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

crunk unit by IH8XC November 1, 2005

crunk face

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

crunk face by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq by fleek ass eyebrows January 24, 2015

Crankoncile

To make a problem or dilema right with crystal meth.

Dude, I burned his trailer house down. Ill have to crankoncile this foul deed.

Crankoncile by Pseudo Morals October 20, 2018

crunk daddy

Crazy, delirious, wild, stoned, drunk; (party animal, party hopper, party pimp).

1. A term of endearment for one who likes to have fun.
2. Description of someone who parties too much.
3. Greeting

1. "Let's get this party goin crunk daddy"
"Yo, my crunk daddy, sup"
"How bout you chill crunk daddy"

2. "I ain't goin out with that crunk daddy"
"She's lookin for a crunk daddy"

3. "Hey, what's crunk, daddy"

crunk daddy by mjpetrucci January 10, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026