crunko

being extremely faded, especially after consuming mass amounts of liquor and then taking a blunt to the face.

Damn, i am so crunko right now after that ak blunt to the dome and half a fifth of henny

crunko by Strando June 30, 2006

Crunk Docta 

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

Crunk Docta by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

crunk unit 

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

crunk unit by IH8XC November 1, 2005

crunk face 

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

crunk face by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq 

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq by fleek ass eyebrows January 24, 2015

Crankoncile 

To make a problem or dilema right with crystal meth.

Dude, I burned his trailer house down. Ill have to crankoncile this foul deed.

Crankoncile by Pseudo Morals October 20, 2018

crunk daddy 

Crazy, delirious, wild, stoned, drunk; (party animal, party hopper, party pimp).

1. A term of endearment for one who likes to have fun.
2. Description of someone who parties too much.
3. Greeting

1. "Let's get this party goin crunk daddy"
"Yo, my crunk daddy, sup"
"How bout you chill crunk daddy"

2. "I ain't goin out with that crunk daddy"
"She's lookin for a crunk daddy"

3. "Hey, what's crunk, daddy"

crunk daddy by mjpetrucci January 10, 2008