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crunklove

(n.) A type of undefinable short-term relationship that revolves around partying together and bjs. This typically involves the two parties caring for each other but not enough to amount to anything.
Crunkmaster: "She thinks it's more because I say I care, but really it's crunklove."

Cat: "Meow."
by Ms. Becky March 2, 2010
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Chucklover

Someone that loves loves LOVES Converse All Stars shoes. The widely used nickname for a pair of Converse is Chucks, shortened from Chuck Taylor. Thus, they are a Chucklover.
Benny: I like your kicks, dood.
Baker: You know why I love Chucks so much? Because everyone wears them and they're still respected. They're like the Rolling Stones of sneakers. Or the Scarface of sneakers. Skaters wear them, Cholos wear them, thugs, taggers, rappers, punks, metal heads, graf writers, hipsters, nerdists, hippies, yuppies, celebrities, artists, gangbangers...
Benny: Dooood, I get it... they're widely respected.
Baker: Another reason I love Chucks is that they're immortal. Like vampires. They have stayed the same since their inception; for almost a hundred years, and they still look the same now. And in another hundred years they still won't change. When humans start colonizing on other planets... they'll be wearing Chucks just like ours.
Benny: Doooood. You are a...motherfucking... Chucklover.
by PDXJohnny99 May 23, 2013
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Crunkleberry Tree

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"
"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"
by MojoNojo February 17, 2009
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Crunkleberries

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".
"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"
by MojoNojo August 15, 2008
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Crunkcore

What happens when fans of the Jonas Brothers figure out that they can swear. It generally combines bad electronica with faux-teenage-angsty screaming, but may also include elements of bad hip hop and rap. It is to be consumed only in comical doses.
Person 1: "Man, I really like the Jonas Brother, but I wish they were more annoying."

Person 2: "Oh, then you should listen to Crunkcore."
by The Good Samaritan 9000 August 28, 2010
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crunkle

The act of getting crunk with one's uncle.
I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.
by lcrisp April 17, 2010
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Crunkcore

Cunkcore is a musical genre that is regared by all but its small demographic as one of the worst genres ever conceived. It takes elements of techno, screamo, emo, rap and pop.
It has been roumered to of been invented by the band Brokencyde who hail from new mexico.

The main fan basis of Crunkcore are useally teenagers who fall under the steryo-type emo, goth and scene.
Brokencyde is one of the only crunkcore bands out there.
by Mud+ July 1, 2009
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