crunchy con

A fiscal republican with some liberal social views.

Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.

The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.

by Newtonius Rex March 23, 2009

crunchy conservative

Environmentally and socially conscious political conservative. This term was coined by National Review columnist Rod Dreher, and appears in his book, "Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse crowd of countercultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party)."

"'Ewww, that's so lefty,' Dreher's editor at his old National Review job sneered when Dreher said he was picking up some locally grown organic produce. And what's with the sandals I'm wearing, he then thought; am I going liberal? Not a bit, he concluded, though if associating with liberals could help him have healthy, flavorful food and a beautiful, durable home; be involved in his children's education; protect and nurture the environment and other species; and live with religious integrity, then associate, befriend, and work with liberals he would. That made him a crunchy conservative . . ."

by jcwords December 31, 2011

crunchy condom

1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.

2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.

1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."

2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"

by demonic_angel July 20, 2008

Con Crunch

The act of procrastinating on a cosplay(s) and only having a short amount of time to finish it because you found other things to distract you.

I can't come over today. I'm in a con crunch mode.

by gothiTOME June 6, 2018