crunchy cock 

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot

Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock

crunchy cock by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

cock crunch 

Work-out movement that consists in lifting weights by the sheer power of your cock muscles (the ones located at the base of the penis of course, i know a dick ain't a muscle).

"I increased weight today for my three sets of cock crunches"

cock crunch by RoOohy July 6, 2004