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crunchy cock

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot
Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock
by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017
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cock crunch

Work-out movement that consists in lifting weights by the sheer power of your cock muscles (the ones located at the base of the penis of course, i know a dick ain't a muscle).
"I increased weight today for my three sets of cock crunches"
by RoOohy July 6, 2004
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