Spot Cruncher

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.

"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"

by John Ball November 18, 2004

Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

by Housebroke February 20, 2022

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

by Naughty Daddy May 08, 2019

Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.

you are one dirty muff cruncher

by queuesdechat April 12, 2022

credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own

John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher

by Hellyp August 24, 2015

Tooth Cruncher

The man with the biggest penis in the world who is also incredibly sexy

I just want to kiss that man so badly, he’s a real tooth cruncher.

by Mudsub December 06, 2021