Crunched Up 

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.

Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.

Crunched Up by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012

crunched up 

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk

That (spoiled) milk has crunched up

crunched up by karbis_ July 25, 2022

Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.

Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!

Crutched-up by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003

upchuck cruncher 

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches

Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

upchuck cruncher by cum guzzling bitches July 30, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022