Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.

Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.

Crunched Up by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012

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crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk

That (spoiled) milk has crunched up

crunched up by karbis_ July 25, 2022

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Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.

Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!

Crutched-up by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003

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upchuck cruncher

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches

Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

upchuck cruncher by cum guzzling bitches July 30, 2009

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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