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When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.
I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.
by Mala Propism February 07, 2009
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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