by Not rice March 22, 2021
by Mikeoimikey October 6, 2022
British slang for pumped up.
“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”
by Psuedowarden October 28, 2022
The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim
by Bumdumpster69 October 28, 2018
Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?
Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.
Or
Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.
Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.
Or
Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.
by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017
by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020
by urbfssidebae August 6, 2022