Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.

(used to insult anyone who is not american)
Ryder: It’s spelled ‘colour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.
by Not rice March 22, 2021
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Loose term for vagina/ass
Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!
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“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”
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The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim
When was the last time we had a good crumping
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When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.
Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

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Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.
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When a human is folded in half or crumped together
“Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine
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When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.
Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.
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