crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...
The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!
by Stephanie6977 September 28, 2011
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crown jewels

uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.
by chow yung fat June 25, 2003
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Crown Jewels

Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.
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Crown Jewel

JP is the crown jewel of haunt.
by Scoonburry November 18, 2006
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Crown Jewels Heist

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.
My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.
by juxtapositionofsouls May 15, 2024
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Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
by curtisbaby August 10, 2023
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