Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...
The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!
by Stephanie6977 September 28, 2011
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uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.
by chow yung fat June 25, 2003
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Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.
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The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
by curtisbaby August 10, 2023
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