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crotch candy 

a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe
timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.
crotch candy by Thomas78 October 24, 2006
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crotch candy 

When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.
In the car:

Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.

Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.

Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!

Billy: Hey, make me some!

Crotch Candy 

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch
Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...
Crotch Candy by Bespen May 28, 2018

Crotch Candy 

The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.
I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of fugly.
Crotch Candy by cdettwei December 30, 2008

candy crotch 

That girl over there is top notch candy crotch.
candy crotch by Jon Jonz February 9, 2004
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