by Thomas78 October 24, 2006
When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.
In the car:
Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.
Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.
Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!
Billy: Hey, make me some!
Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.
Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.
Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!
Billy: Hey, make me some!
by chicken milkshake March 22, 2008
by Bespen April 19, 2018
The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.
by cdettwei December 30, 2008
by Jon Jonz February 10, 2004