crosbiphile 

Someone obsessed with the man who goes by the name of James, Shniz, Shnoz, Giraffe or the kid who's really bad a life.
A crosbiphile usually knows almost everything about the shniz, for example, height, weight, favourite book, shoe size and sexual interest.

Guy #1: Crosby!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy #2: mutters- dirty crosbiphile

Dom Cros: (doing a routine checkup of the local dubbo giraffe)
Random Guy: Crosbiphiles like that should be behind bars.

crosbiphile by David Pocock February 21, 2010

Crossphiled 

The act of getting incredibly crossfaded on alcohol, marijuana, and Xanax. Usually accompanied by incoherent ramblings and projectile vomiting.

Jon: Did you hear about Phillip?
Chris: No, what happened?
Jon: He got so crossphiled that he wanted us to call the EMT.
Chris: Not again... Shouldn't have washed those ladders down with all that wine.

Crossphiled by Gig This January 17, 2013