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croissant ass 

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.
Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.
croissant ass by David P January 29, 2005
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Croissant ass niggas 

Croissant ass niggas is a term used on Twitter to refer to black French men who are colorist toward black women.

Croissant ass niggas also have a tendency to be apologists for racism, colorism & misogynoir. Their internalized anti-blackness is strong.
Jordan: "Black French men had a hashtag “everything black except our women” that was going viral for years. Posting photos of themselves dressed in black next to their light skinned mixed, white and other non-black women. All to taunt and torment black women."

David: "Croissant ass niggas"

ass croissant 

An ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant.
" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant"

"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"
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