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crocodile arms 

(since crocodiles have short arms): the short end of the stick, i.e the worst possible deal, (among those acceptable to you) that is being offered.
if you are being offered multiple deals all of which are morally, socially or culturally unacceptable to you, its better to walk away from them all, and instead, get a crocodile arms type of deal. as the saying goes you can't have your cake and eat it too, but at least you get something
crocodile arms by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2016
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Crocodile Arms 

When a football player does not extend his arms to receive a pass for fear of getting hit.
Joe: "Did you see DeSean Jackson on that Play? He didn't even TRY to catch it.

Jim: Oh yea, he gets Crocodile Arms when he hears the foot steps coming every time. What a wimp.
Crocodile Arms by okeedoke December 3, 2011

crocodile arms 

When you don't care and someone is in need of sympathy, but you want to appear sympathetic, you hug them with your 'crocodile arms'. Like 'crocodile tears', your hug is not sincere.
Person A: My boyfriend broke up with me! *starts crying*
Person B: (¬_¬ he was too good for you anyway) Aw! Come here gal. *hugs with crocodile arms*
crocodile arms by KrikenLiberal December 3, 2011

crocodile arms 

When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and nobody offers to pay the bill, hence they and yourself have the short arms of a crocodile.
It's kinda of a turn off when you go on a date with a girl and you got crocodile arms all night.
crocodile arms by jj3point2 November 30, 2011
Word of the Day on December 3, 2011

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026